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  1. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    The fact we've had the sunniest spring since 1929 when records began in the UK - and as a cricket player - this is just fucking shit that we've missed out on such a good part of a perfect weather season
     
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      you would've got a duck
       
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      I know - but I’d have had a fuckkng good time doing so
       
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      Duplicate
       
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    4. Ed Itor
      In T.O they use to get inland gulls playing baseball.
      Next year you'll get storms with squalls.
       
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  2. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Heavy construction equipment should only be allowed to be made by caterpillar, John Deere, . 90° today This piece of shit Volvo. I have no idea where these motherfuckers are made ... this is the first place I ever worked that had a piece of shit . Like this . 90° in the fucking heater will not shut off . And those the piece of shit’s have no power . Let’s not forget they have no fucking traction either what a piece of fucking shit ! Did I mention this thing is a piece of fucking shit and so are all the other ones , They own . Volvo stick to making fucking .. Oh yeah and your trucks are pieces of shit also .
     
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    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    O yeah Volvo . And you cars are fucking ugly to ! I wonder if they are piece of shit also?
     
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      Just as a side note for future trivia pursuit, Caterpillar was the first successful track layer. It was invented by Benjamin Holt in a nearby city of mine, Stockton, California. He developed it to do farming in the soft wetlands of the San Joaquin Delta.
       
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      Well thank god . For Benjamin Holt.
       
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    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Just so everyone knows @Rixer Caterpillar is the greatest machinery ever made ,caterpillar is the best strongest most powerful diesel engine ever made For trucks and machinery without a fucking doubt . The 475 / 550 single turbo caterpillar engine was the cats meow . And for many years before that the 4 1/4 cat V8 caterpillar Was cool as hell. The balls those fucking engines had
     
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    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Those caterpillar engines dominated the mountains of California and the Rocky Mountains for many of years . Now that piece of shit Cummings is the truck engine what a hunk of shit . Lol lol lol lol lol lol
     
  6. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Doesn’t piss me off but it’s annoying...when grammar Nazis have terrible grammar themselves. I mean, better make sure you’ve got your own shit together before trying to tell others how to do it.
     
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      I am a victim of that many of times lol
       
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      I think it’s obnoxious to correct people on their spelling or grammar anyway. Live and let live! Use the wrong “their” if you want! I’ll still kiss ya! ♥️
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 5, 2020
    3. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      Hear, Hear .......Well said
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Jun 6, 2020
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      Does this mean leave the Yanks alone?
       
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  7. johnrael

    johnrael Porn Star

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    Sorry for necro-ing the very first post from this thread... but I thought this was funny: A place I used to go a lot had what appeared to be a double wooden door in front. But not only did one of them not open, it wasn't even a real door! It was just a panel fastened to the wall, and there wasn't an opening behind it. Never did figure out what that was for.
     
    1. Anniemated
      That could have been a Trompe-l'œil, an illusion .
       
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      Yeah, I guess it was intended to make the building look fancier. It was a 1970s building and it had those narrow little slit windows that were popular then.
       
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      It was the emergency exit.
       
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    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    This piece of shit Volvo I’m running has a 6” Television and the only channel that comes in . is whats behind me . Who The fuck wants to watch that all day. You suck Volvo
     
    1. Anniemated
      Volvo saved my dog's life. He was in the hatchback when someone hit us from behind, the Mercedes that hit us was a write off, but we barely had a scratch and drove on to our destination.
       
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      Thats a car, I’m glad your all safe. Ugly but a safe car gottya
       
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    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    This pisses me off and makes me feel bad . I had three baby groundhogs in less than two days I’m down to one . One got hit by a car in front of my house that’s tragic to me . My son said the other one got taken by a hawk . I’m guessing it was a eagle. Since I didn’t see it , and the groundhog was a pretty good size . I doubt if a hawk could lift it. . So now I am down to one baby groundhog. I knew they were getting two adventures
     
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      Depends on the type of hawk. We have one here that when it returns all small dog owners are warned as it has been known to swoop down & pick up small bulldogs. (25-40lbs.)
       
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      Sorry about that. I had a baby bird killed by a cat and not even my cat!! That upset me. Why do they have to like to kill birds? I know why but just damn!!
       
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      Right now there are baby deer everywhere around the city and they’re getting killed like crazy by predators. My sister found a fox eating one :( I know it’s the circle of life and the fox has to eat, but sheesh. I don’t want to ever see that.
       
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  10. Kandie Kane

    Kandie Kane Lady in Red.

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    Why are some men assholes,even after a divorce he still thinks he can control me.
    He's always right and everyone is wrong,I'm tired of my children having to hear him belittle me.
     
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      Yep, the more she ignores his attempt to upset her. The less he can get off on upsetting her.
       
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      Don't under estimate your children either, they already know what a wonderful Mother you are x.
       
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      Some guys are just dicks heads he probably feels he owns you still . I beat guys up took on a whole bar right after I was Divorce. But I was to control her it was to keep strangers away from my sons. And to protect her . Like a fool . You guy candy . Has a problem . Ignore his Antics if possible. It will make him nuts , instead of you going crazy . You are a great mom
       
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      Divorces suck. Sorry that's happening to you. I wish you the best.
       
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      If he is gaslighting you and you can aquire sokme evidence then there are legal redresses!

      Good luck!

      ts
       
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  11. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Peaceful protestors defacing Churchill’s statue and the cenotaph AGAIN !!!
     
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  12. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    I feel like shit any more and that pisses me off. :banghead:
     
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      Mama said there'd be days like this. There'd be days like this mama said. Just trying to sing to you and make you smile. Haha Better feeling wishes to you.
       
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      Thank you Sweetpassion. That actually does help. :)
       
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      Yw happy to help. Good thing it did. I would have to find another song to sing. Haha
       
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    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    People seem to be ignoring my governor . I went to the lumber Yard yesterday . Home Depot Lowes there is not a 2 x 4 to be found . I bought two pieces of plywood three-quarter ,two pieces of 10 foot two by tens and a circular saw blade $145...And I sat in a half hour traffic doesn’t everyone know to stay the fuck home lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
     
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  14. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    wankers who think they know you from a couple of posts when actually they know shit
     
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      Yes that's a bitch!:rolleyes:

      ts
       
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  15. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    SWMBO went grocery shopping today. A slab of fajitas cost over 25 bucks!!! Yep, the economy is fucked.
     
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      I'm actually cowering down and have not been to a store since mid-February. I'd probably have a coronary
      over the price of lumber.
       
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      I know I did . Lol
       
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      Is it all meat that has gone up, or only beef? I went shopping last week for the first time and didn't notice anything outrageous in our store, but I was not looking at beef.
       
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      I dunno, I haven't been to a store since mid-February. But dang, 25 bucks for fajitas. They used to leave the fajita meat
      attached to the ribs and ya cooked the whole thing. Then someone found that they could cut the fajita meat away, still sell the ribs,
      and make money off the fajitas. Didn't realize they'd cost more than prime!
       
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      Prices of all food has gone up. They cane set the prices now what Competition does any store have now almost none where I live . And for some reason quality of meat has gone way down doesn’t matter where I buy it
       
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  16. 55andhorny

    55andhorny Porn Star

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    Lying politicians, and the media. Oh, and my Wife's cooking. That woman has burnt water. About the only thing good about getting covid..I could not taste or smell her food.
     
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      You do the cooking then!
       
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  17. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Humidity. It’s gross. Even my dog won’t go outside lol
     
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      Dry heat makes me gag
      And I'm stuck in it for another 1.6 yrs.
       
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      I usually have dry heat. That’s the best. This is like choking on a wet blanket. And my hair is massive. Me no like.
       
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      It's nice and dry at the house in the south! Even on rainy days. LOL But I guess that's what you get when you're in the desert.
       
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      It’s a gorgeous house
       
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  18. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Give me humidity, or give me death.

    My hair loves it too :)
     
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      You have a bit less hair than me :p
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 9, 2020
    2. conroe4
      Not on my chest!
       
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      I’d ask how you know for sure, but I guess you’d know lol
       
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      I've seen it with mine own eyes, with a pink ribbon. I had to mow mine for all the EKG's they did on me. Ripping those pads off of a hairy chest hurts.
       
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      Oh ouch! Yea I’ve seen them on a hairy chest before. They left welts for days :(
       
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  19. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Fucking Spectrum cable. When it was Time Warner, they had a menu system that worked. Now it's a pain in the ass - everything that was convenient before is gone now - many more hitting 'Enter' involved in everything.
     
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      I have had them all dish net work is the very best. I also have Comcast because of Internet. Comcast television sucks. . But I need there Internet for my children’s school . I had DIRECTV that sucked I had Verizon TV that really sucked
       
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  20. Cazmodius

    Cazmodius Porn Star

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    Saw a Camero fly up the right lane on the highway, like no one else was on the road. Traffic was merging from their right. There was an suv in front of him too. And he's just barreling through like he owned the fucking road. Suv saw him coming in rearview, trued to go left, but Camero wanted to do the same. Breaks were hit. I had to tap my rather hard. Fucking drivers. He almost caused an accident. Slow the fuck down!
     
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      Don’t tell me how to drive. :p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jun 11, 2020