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  1. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    It's national panic day....
    Seems like that's my go to reaction to life
     
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    1. crhurricane
      OMG knew sometime wasn't right, what to do now, lol can't even fake a panic, bring it.
       
      crhurricane, Mar 10, 2021
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  2. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    Was last year National Panic Year?
     
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    1. Rixer
      It was the year of the Rat.
       
      Rixer, Mar 10, 2021
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    2. dirtyjedi
      Yeh bloody stupid Chinese calendar, I would be a bloody rat
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 10, 2021
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    3. Rixer
      I'm a Rat.
       
      Rixer, Mar 10, 2021
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    4. dirtyjedi
      Are you by any chance a scorpio too?
      I got the astrological shit list lol
      Apparently I'm a needy psychopath and am dangerous to be around...
      Who knew
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 10, 2021
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  3. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    Panda express employees suing over being forced to strip naked at self improvement seminar.
    It is gonna improve their financial situation!
     
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  4. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    That's two solid theories in one day kinda makes me feel like riverdancing
     
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  5. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Cat GIFs
    golf ball
    antelope
    balloons
    Sig SauerP365
    pizza
    hailstones

    Damn, they're flying by too fast today...
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      We didn't start the fire it was a bunch of bastards with a box of matches
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 10, 2021
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  6. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I was getting ready to head out the door for the day around 4 today when I saw a man park in our parking lot and watched him get out of his car and start to walk to the back of our office building. I opened the door and asked him if I could help him and he kinda snapped at me and said something that I couldn't hear. I told him loud enough for him to hear me that people walk behind the building to pee, but it wasn't a public urinal back there. Then he said that he was checking something, looked down the alley, then went back to his car and drove off.

    People really do not have any business back there at all. We've had both our big garbage cans, a wrought iron table and 4 chairs stolen and we really don't appreciate people either pissing or taking a dump or doing drugs back there! People even rendezvous out in the parking lot early in the morning to have sex in their cars and one gal got caught by her husband out there!

    There are so many whacked people in our town...
     
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    2. dirtyjedi
      Name and shame works if the scumbags have any shame. Sadly the modern generation are pretty shameless. Get a hosepipe and soak the bastards
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 10, 2021
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    3. Lioness
      Meh, they don't care.
       
      Lioness, Mar 10, 2021
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    4. dirtyjedi
      It's a sad situation babe, please be safe.
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 10, 2021
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    5. latecomer91364
      Back when I used to work out of my office rather than from home, we had all kinds of nefarious people roaming through our parking lot and inside our building. It's good that you watched him and confronted him. We've had people trying to camp out in the corner of our gated parking lot (there are only about 40 spaces), one took a dump in our stairwell and one actually came in our front door after hours when the door was still unlocked - it isn't anymore - at about 5:30 on the time-stamped video, and stole a brand new laptop intended for a client.

      Good for you - see something, say something.
       
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    6. Lioness
      I was there by myself so I didn't get close to him. I keep the door locked when I'm there by myself and during the day because we can't have just anyone walking into the office. Some people need to be housebroken!!
       
      Lioness, Mar 11, 2021
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  7. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    So tense today I could be used as a surfboard.
    Wax me up and let's hit the waves
     
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      I took it for way too long 15 months, really messed me up. Was hard to stop but all I wanted to do was sleep all day
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 11, 2021
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    3. Lioness
      Wow, that's a long time! I can't even take it for a day!
       
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    4. dirtyjedi
      Only pain relief I was given at the time. Been trying yoga and meditation to try to cope and changed my diet. Sadly it means when my pain flairs up its really bad. But it's better than feeling like a zombie
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 11, 2021
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    5. Lioness
      Lioness, Mar 11, 2021
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    6. dirtyjedi
      Tried it, does not work for me
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 11, 2021
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  8. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    1. dirtyjedi
      We're on the road to nowhere
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 10, 2021
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    2. latecomer91364
      It's all good - I've got a rider who says he knows the way:

       
      latecomer91364, Mar 11, 2021
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    3. Lioness
      I have that album!!
       
      Lioness, Mar 11, 2021
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  9. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I'm glad that bullshits over
     
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  10. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    It's funny a person will tell you how bad they have it how unfair shit is and then ask you for money but when you offer them a job making cash daily they look at you like you cut one
     
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  11. Tac65

    Tac65 Porn Star

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    So many good looking girls in the Gallery today! Alas, I came on today today for my gay side of being bi looking for cocks to enjoy.
     
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  12. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    I feel so bad for vegans....
    No I dont
    Bacon, bacon bacon
     
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  13. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    You do realize that once someone has unfollowed you can't unfollow them even more right
     
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  14. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    1. Jh2
      Keep trying I believe in you
       
      Jh2, Mar 11, 2021
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    2. dirtyjedi
      It's all good, food is my addiction haha
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 11, 2021
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  15. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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  16. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Am I the only one that, when reading a post from a member in another country, I try to read it with the accent of said member?
    Take @dirtyjedi for example: whenever I read one of his posts, I read it in my head doing my best British accent.
    It would help if he would use words like "blimey" and "bloody hell" though.

    Just saying.
     
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      Aussie accent just imagine rubbing your balls with sandpaper and nipples with honey
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 12, 2021
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    3. Valspar
      Good to know. Lol!
      Like I said, thankfully he doesn't post very often.
      I'm all out of sandpaper.
       
      Valspar, Mar 12, 2021
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    4. dirtyjedi
      Could use a electric sander?
       
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    5. 69magpie
      I'm sure Valspar is totally lost about the "sandpaper on the balls"..

      But Val this one is for you, a real bogan Aussie accent, and a Queenslander as well....so you get the double.

       
      69magpie, Mar 12, 2021
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    6. Valspar
      Thanks, mate.
      That made me laugh...I think I right might've pissed myself.
      You know I like you, Manhole.

      Let's not make this weird.
       
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  17. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    1. crhurricane
      Here comes the rain again falling on my head like a slice of swiss


      Ok I'll go home now
       
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    2. dirtyjedi
      Ferrrrrrry across the dairy!
      Till I find.... My cheddar lady
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 12, 2021
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  18. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    Fuck ya, where's my bangers and mash, yea I want fries with that...
    Pow pow pow
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      And cheese fake nasty American non dairy, non flavour plastic cheeeeeeesssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 12, 2021
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    2. crhurricane
      It's a cheesy conspiracy
       
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    3. dirtyjedi
      Non cheese cheese, wtf is that?
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 12, 2021
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    4. crhurricane
      Right next to non alcoholic beer
      If I wanted to be non alcoholic I won't drink beer
      So what's the point, makes the 12 steps 6?
       
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    5. tenguy
      On this day last week, I had bangers and mash at an Irish pub in Florida, how much more authentic could it be?
       
      tenguy, Mar 18, 2021
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  19. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    How dare you make a mockery of this mockery
     
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  20. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    Mockery kind of the same as fuckery? 5b0154fb-72d6-4854-8ecf-85444e03645b.jpg
     
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    1. Jh2
      I really should read more
       
      Jh2, Mar 12, 2021
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